Wendy Murdoch Notebook

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Cattails Saga Part 4

Now that they have put FLAT SURFACES TO LAY ON in the BELOW DEN they need to be trained again. HE WHO MUST PLAY WITH ME (HWMPWM) is a quick study. I summoned him to the LET ME IN DOOR by staring at him through the VISIBLE WALL high up in the BELOW DEN.

Now I have to train him to FEED ME, LET ME OUT, and PLAY WITH ME when he is in the BELOW DEN. This is trying as it takes persistence to get through to him, but I will succeed! I make my presence known in the BELOW DEN and complain until he gets the message.

It is nice to have HWMPWM living in BELOW DEN during SUN IS SHINING time. I have more control and can go out and in whenever I like now. However, I need to work on SHE WHO MUST GROOM ME (SWMGM). She is AWAY again. This is disrupting my FUR REMOVAL PROGRAM and I might wind up with BALLS OF FUR in my stomach. Well maybe I should deposit them on her SLEEPING PLACE so she knows how displeased I am that she is AWAY.

In the mean time at least I have HWMPWM to answer to my beck and call.

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Cattails Saga Part 3


Let me ouuutttt!!!! Let me oouuutttt!!!!!

SHE WHO MUST GROOM ME (SWMGM) and HE WHO MUST PLAY WITH ME (HWMPWM) finally got home from the LONG AWAY TIME and let me go outside again and now this!!!!

I was only checking out the DARK HOLE to see if there were any MOVING TOYS THAT TASTE GOOD in there and suddenly it went very dark. I heard SWMGM and HWMPWM calling but it was warm and cozy here. There was a lovely fluffy COMFORTABLE SLEEPING PLACE in the DARK HOLE and I thought it would be nice to curl up and nap for a few minutes.

But then the LARGE LIVING BOX got very quiet. I knew they would come for me soon as it would be time to have more SOFT BIRD PARTS FROM A CAN soon. Now it is well past MID DAY MEAL and might even be time for EVENING SNACKS but still the LARGE LIVING BOX is quiet and I am trapped in this DARK HOLE!

But wait..... I think I hear HWMPWM. It is faint but it sounds like his voice. I must let him know where I am! "MEEEOOOWWWWW, MMMEEEEOOOOOWWW@@#%##!!". Why haven't you come for me sooner? Oh no, DARK HOLE suddenly filled with brightness and I am going to ..... this is very undignified..... tumble out!

Humph, well now HWMPWM had better give me extra dinner!

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Cattails Saga Part 2



HE WHO MUST PLAY WITH ME (HWMPWM) and SHE WHO MUST GROOM ME (SWMGM) at not home yet. I will make my presence known to them anyway. I am powerful and capable of reaching out the them from long distances to tell them what I am thinking. They know I am displeased and will make them SUFFER upon their return.

It seems they have found good hunting there they are. TASTY FLYING FOOD is all around them. I like FLYING FOOD. SWIMMING FOOD is also there. That is good to watch but I prefer FLYING FOOD. I wonder if they will bring some home for me?

Time to take a NAP on THROWN in FIRE ROOM but there is no heat from FIRE BOX. Why doesn't HE WHO VISITS THE HOUSE (HWVTH) keep fire in box for me? I will have to voice my complaint next time he shows up....

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

The Cattails Saga


I knew something was up! HE WHO MUST PLAY WITH ME (HWMPWM) brought out those caves again. HE piled up his REMOVABLE FUR and put it in the caves - right in from of my CLAW HONING devise. Who does he think he is????? I will kneed on the REMOVABLE FUR and maybe find a nice place to sleep...

SHE WHO MUST GROOM ME (SWMGM) has left home again. She brought out caves and also piles of REMOVABLE FUR. She has done this before this is always a
BAD SIGN.
Now I have to groom my own fur! I will show her.....
I will deposit a FUR BALL on my THRONE in the FIRE ROOM where she will find it.

HE WHO VISITS THE HOUSE (HWVTH) was here. Another bad sign for it means SWMG and WHMPWM will be gone for a long time. He is trained but does not come often enough. I will have to make it more clear that twice a day is not enough. Maybe I won't use the MULCH IN A SANDBOX but go somewhere else and then he will get the message.......

I will have to work on HWMPWM for my ALL THE TIME DOOR when he returns....

For now I must plan how to punish SWMGM and HWMPWM for going away. ^..^

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